Hands and Feet are having an argument at home after a day out.
Hands bragging that it is cleaner than Feet and therefor can touch things and be fiddled with. Feet is outraged by this.
Because Feet has been covered in socks all day, after a shower, inside shoes that protected them with 2 layers from the gross outside world of germs that Hands were touching all day long.
“But you have been sweating all day in your socks and clearly can’t claim to be still clean”, Hands say? At least I washed a few times during the day.
“But you touched so many gross things – that is why you had to wash”, Feet replies angrily.
So which is cleaner after a day out of the house?
Hands or Feet?
You vote. Hint…!
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